Jokes about Braces

Here’s a little Friday Funny for you – our favorite jokes about braces! If you come up with one yourself, we’d love to hear it!

1) What does an orthodontist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself

 

 

2) An orthodontist tells a blonde that she needs braces.
The blonde says, “Why? I can walk just fine.”
When the orthodontist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, “But my teeth don’t walk.”

 

3) Patient to Orthodontist: “How much will I have to pay to get braces?”
“Twenty thousand bucks” Patient heads for the door.
Orthodontist to patient: “Where are you going?”
“To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent.”

 

 

4) “OMG! Did u get braces?”
“No I just decided to bedazzle my teeth.”

 

5) What kind of music do kids with braces listen to?

Heavy Metal.

 

6) Why did the deer need braces?
Because he had buck teeth.

 

And a few about dentists:

7) What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

8) Why did the tree go to the dentist?

To get a root canal.

Posted on April 28, 2017 in Uncategorized

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